Monday, July 26, 2010
Sneaky at the pool
From the incident with Rihanna to his fling with video model, Draya, who seemingly uses him for publicity, Chris Brown may have another issue in the love department.
His reported current girl friend, model, Jasmine Sanders was spotted at a pool party with Kim Kardashian’s little brother, Rob over the weekend. Rob who lives with his sister Khloe and her husband Lamar was vacationing with the newlyweds as Lamar was in Vegas for the 2012 USA Olympic basketball team tryouts.
Deciding to enjoy Vegas with his own guest, Rob was seen poolside with Jasmine as the two were caught flirtatiously gazing in each other’s eyes. Khloe and Lamar were also cuddling nearby.
After pictures surfaced of Jasmine and Rob, Chris made it obvious that he didn’t approve. Known to take to his twitter page to express his feelings, he tweeted “Everything that glitters isn’t gold”. He then un-followed Jasmine.
Poor Chris…
He just needs to chill no gf just go have fun no cuffin for a minute...well unless we lock eyes ^_^
Driving While Texting
Mrs.Carter recently got a ticket because her ooh so smart self was texting and driving!!!
Beyonce may be receiving a call from Oprah soon and it isn’t to be featured on her talk show. Oprah, who endorsed the ‘No Texting While Driving’ campaign, is probably upset that her friend Beyonce ignored the rules, as she was recently pulled over for texting while driving.
But even beauty and a superstar status couldn’t get the singer out of a ticket with the NYPD. As a result, Beyonce, who recently obtained her driver’s license, received what us regular folks would have gotten, a $100 ticket.
According to a source, “BeyoncĂ© was really embarrassed because she only recently got her driver’s license.” In an effort to get out of the situation, as most celebs do, the superstar is said to have used her celebrity status to avoid receiving a ticket.
“She tried to charm the cop and told him she had no idea that texting while driving was against the law,” said the insider. But apparently the cop has been living under a rock and had no idea who the multiplatinum selling artist was and gave her a ticket anyway.
I’m sure this was a blow to Mrs. Carter’s ‘Ego’. But, even mega-superstars like Beyonce have to follow the rules sometimes.
(via. Bitchielife.com)
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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Things sidechicks shouldnt do
smh smh smh smh im done!!!
I saw an article posted on Baller Alert early this week titled “Lessons to Young Groupies, What Not to Ever Do” and I thought it was a hilarious joke with spoof illustrations but then I found out it was real. How amusing!!!!! Long story short, Darren McFadden of the Oakland Raiders was dating a chick who went buckwild when he left her in his hotel room alone. She took pictures of everything!
DO NOT EVER ask a “friend” to take a picture of you smiling ear to ear happy and posing to have a hotel room key!
DO NOT EVER sneak around a “ballers” hotel room and take pictures with his team memorabilia, chain, name-tag, etc. (especially when he’s not there and then again don’t ask a “friend” to take the pictures)!
DO NOT EVER snoop in a “ballers” belongings and then take pictures of the evidence (pictures of said ballers girlfriend/baby momma)!
DO NOT EVER forward private pics that your “baller” sent you to your “friends”.
Smh groupie!!
she made a theme for her side kick o_o (they still have those) lmmao!!
Crossed the line took a pic of him and his baby mama -___-
pic of his team sh*t
the best part took pics with his room key.....
NO yall know how i feel about side chicks n groupies n such....BITCH!!!! && ofcourse she is not attractive thats how it always is smh...Yall BOYS need to get yall groupies under control or something...very disrespectful very smh smh uuuuggggh
Friday, July 23, 2010
Once Upon a time
" Once upon a time, the King of the South was strolling through the mall and locked eyes on with a Tiny princess who’s Xscape was to find love. His swag was undeniable and her unconditional love was what he was seeking. He approached her with his charm and after conversation he walked away knowing that this princess would one day become his queen. His love is the sunshine that keeps me warm, she’s the rainbow after the storm. His love gave me wings and has set me free and where ever she is that’s where I want to be. He’s so understanding and it feels so good. She stood with me through troubled times as a strong woman should. He takes anything that’s wrong and makes it alright. And for the rest of your life Tameka, you can have whatever you like! Just like a page out of a fairytale this storybook romance comes true."
Trio
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Got Your Back
Getting Married
Swizz Beatz Dishes On Upcoming Wedding…
Thu, Jul 22 2010 by Necole Bitchie Filed Under: Bitchie Chicks, Celebrities
Earlier this week, reports circulated the internet suggesting that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz would be getting married this coming weekend in the Caribbean. OK! Magazine caught up with Swizz who claims those rumors are false, but he will be getting married to Alicia Keys very soon. Via GG
Swizz Beatz On The Wedding Date
Well its not this weekend!” Swizz Beatz says. ”But you know, were excited. Our union is amazing(coughs bullshit). Our union is pure(coughs bullshit). Our union is positive no matter what people say or what people think(coughs bullshit), time will tell everything and you know, silence is the best thing. We just keep it private and we do our thing and just have fun with it. -__-
On Planning The Wedding
“Yeah, you know, I’m a planner!” he tells OK!. ”I like getting into the detail of things. I’m inspired by fashion, I’m inspired by art, I’m inspired by architectural things so [I like] being involved with the wedding. I’m not the person who sits back and goes, okay, well I’ll just show up. I’m actually spearheading certain plans but it’s a nice blend, a nice partnership.”
On The Wedding Not Being A Gimmick
“Just an amazing day,” he says. “Very intimate. It’s not a superstar wedding. It’s not a gimmicky wedding. It’s a true bond of love, you know, that’s not based on having the most famous person sitting there while you’re doing it. It’s about having the closest people who really understand you as a person and that really have love for you. So it’s a small situation.”
On the New Baby
“I’m very excited about that! Children, you know, they’re a blessing and I’m very excited.” And his older children feel the same way. “They’re excited as well. We keep the energy positive. Everything surrounding kids should always be positive. That’s the number one rule.”
Read more: Swizz Beatz Dishes On Upcoming Wedding… Necole Bitchie.com
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
“I WILL NOT BE F.U.C.K.E.D”
I will not be F.U.C.K.E.D.
I’ve come to this conclusion and I’ve made my mind up,
I will not be …
FORGOTTEN
USED
CONTROLLED
KINDLED
EXPLOITED or
DEPRECIATED,
Because never again will I allow someone to take my heart and penetrate it,
See cause I’ve been F.U.C.K.E.D. by someone like you before,
And though I took it then,
I’ve learned that its better to stand my ground and keep my feet on the floor,
I bet your only mission is my submission and not to mention hittin my dimensions leaving them drippin with your ambition leaving me wishing I would have listened instead of twisting into a position of malnutrition
like back then when I was trippin’,
and if you would have met me then you might have had better luck,
cuz right now,
It’s impossible for me to be F.U.C.K.E.D.
And such,
So S.U.C.K. me outside in,
SORRY
U
CAN’T
KNOW me,
And no I’m not looking for another friend.
Even though I’ve been F.U.C.K.E.D. I’m still tight,
Call me cocky but all my shit is still put together right
My walls have taken blows but are still in tack,
Shaken but no mistaking my capacity of pushing back
I lack the desire
I’ve tested the fire
I see what you’re packin,
What the hell am I gonna do with another Oscar Mayer
When I’ve had baloney all my life,
I Just want someone to Kraft it to me right.
Grind down my fears,
Stroke away my tears,
Penetrate my psyche,
Until my remnants appear
That’s how you make love to my heart
Looking at you I doubt you can play the part,
So we can switch it up and I can show you what I know,
They say you never go back once you’ve been F.U.C.K.E.D. by a pro.—
Blair Devereaux
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
A Star Is Born
Name: Shantale Person
POB: Fayetteville,North Carolina
Age:23
Fav color: Red
When did you start rapping: 8yrs old
Fav rapper(s): Jay-z, Eminem,Kanye West, Wiz Khalifia,Lupe Fiasco && Missy Elliott(i askd her bout Nicki Minaj she said "hell no bbm serious face lol)
Name of Mixtape: "Proper Etiquette" dropped May 21st,2010
Get to know more about Ms.Proper go to http://www.msproper.worldpress.com/
&& i googled Ms.Proper && she is all over google && do yall know wat she told me via bbm lol "duh nigga bbm cool face"..."lol im kind of a big deal jazzy if you arent aware as of yet...It's ok...You will be soon bbm laughing face" lol SHE WAS ACTN REAL FAMOUS!!!!
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Rihanna take 2
Diggy Simmons interviews Pharrell
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Official
Supa Nails
Jay-Z ft John Mayer-LeBron Is Gone
[Affion Crockett Spoof]
Friday, July 16, 2010
Another Lebron James Decision Interview Spoof
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Love All Over Me
They want that old thing back
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
AGAIN?????
“Seeing how emotional he was on set [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She’d never seen him like that before,” a source is quoted as saying. “They were each other’s first love and he’s missed her so much. Rihanna knows that if she wanted him back, he’d be there in a second.”
Sure Rihanna is currently dating Matt Kemp, and while the ladies seem to love Matt Kemp will we ever forget Chris Brown and Rihanna?
MaShonda talks with Vibe magazine
In a moving interview with VIBE’s Tracy Garraud, Mashonda Dean open’s up about her newfound independence, re-entering the dating scene, and about coming to terms with her ex-husband’s, Swizz Beatz’s new relationship.
You have to giver her so, so much credit for keeping it together throughout the ordeal. In this interview, she presents herself as a poised, mature woman whose primary concern is the well-being of her son, 3.5-year-old Kaseem.
When asked about her meeting with Alicia Keys, Mashonda divulged that it had occurred in March. She remarked:
When I wrote her that Twitter letter everybody wanted to say things like ‘Oh, what do you need to meet her for? It's not her problem, it's Swizz's." I'm like, ‘You have a kid, go through what I went through and then talk to me.’ I'm not having my son around anybody I don't know. I don't give a sh*t who you are and how much money you have and what management he's going to be under when he visits you. I need to see you and I need you to see how serious I am about him. And that's what happened. We had to sit down, and I told her how I felt. I didn't mention anything else, it was all about my son and it was fine after that. I'm not going sit and talk to [them] about what happened between the three of us. This is about my son.
And though she has not received an apology from the couple, engaged and expecting their first child, she says she does not expect to. In her words,
No, because I honestly feel like they think they didn't do anything wrong. I don't care about their apology. As long as he’s a great dad to my son and she's a good step-mom, they don't have to worry about apologizing because they will never understand or care about the pain I went
There is just too much irony that Mashonda cites “Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart” and a song that was made for her. But at the same time, in a pretty respectful nod to Alicia, she acknowledges that every woman deserves to feel the bliss of being madly in love.
…not at the expense of another woman though. But I understand why some of the decisions were made on her part, because her heart was so in it. I can't fight that [and] I can't fight her because she’s a household name. People are always going to love her for her music, as they should. She makes great music, but no one is really ever going to understand what happened in this house.
And she still wishes Alicia health and happiness as she is expecting, acknowledging that the creation of life should be held to a different standard than the beef surrounding it.
I believe she deserves privacy. I hate hearing people wish bad stuff on her and the baby. I'm like ‘People shut up!’ This is a child, an actual life… someone who has nothing to do with what's going on right now. I wish her the most successful, healthy pregnancy in the world, that child is going to be my son's brother or sister and that's the only way to look at it.
Chris Brown "12Strands"
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
A Star Is Born
She got her own
Lets Stick 2 Kidz Bop
"Atlanta pre-teen group the OMG Girlz step into the spotlight on Fox 5’s “Good Day Atlanta.” The rapping and dancing trio, consisting of Tiny’s daughter and T.I.’s stepdaughter Star, along with Beauty and Lolo, count TLC, Destiny’s Child, and the Jackson 5 among its influences. "(worldstarhiphop) O_o
Monday, July 12, 2010
Nightmare
Early this morning, Radar Online released (what I believe to be staged photos) of The Dream and his personal assistant Melissa boo’d up in the Caribbean. Just plain ruthless and disgusting and before I could even get home and go in on his trifling azz, US Weekly released this statement from the Dream:
Terius ‘The-Dream’ Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward.”
It would have been nice if this statement came months before The Dream decided to slap Christina Milian in the face by parading around his bottom b*tch! How dare you ask for respect when it’s obvious you don’t have any respect for your wife or YOUR NEW BABY!
Let’s do the math, around this time last year The Dream was parading Milian around for the paparazzi before they were married in September. If they separated in late 2009 then they would have only been married about 3 months before they decided to part ways. Now he’s screwing the help. *throws hands up* Does anyone take exchanging vows serious anymore?
Read more: The Dream Boo’d Up W/ His Assistant, Announces Separation From Christina Milian Necole Bitchie.com
By the way, Is it me or are these paparazzi beach style photos almost identical.
This is too much!
I really wish this could have had a happier ending but a small part of me feels as though Milian knew what she was signing up for. Nivea anyone?
And is there a pre-nup? I have a feeling Christina is about to pull a Kelis.
Nick Cannon is somewhere shaking his damn head..
Update from Bitchie Mail:
I attached a photo of Christina Milian Photo’d w. (the dreams personal assistant Melissa-Marie) the same chick, in the infamous new pictures that leaked today. just hanging w. christina & her best-friend. home-wrecker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she deleted her facebook & twitter this morning)
Read more: The Dream Boo’d Up W/ His Assistant, Announces Separation From Christina Milian Necole Bitchie.com